{Totally Random this and that...}

Church Bulletin Bloopers

Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands."

Next Sunday is the family hay ride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.

Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.

Don't let worry kill you off-let the Church help.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered. {this made me lol} funny

Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM.- prayer and medication to follow.

The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

AND I GIVE YOU THE NEWEST ONE FROM OUR Ward BULLETIN FROM THE LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS

{Maybe I'm the only one who thinks this is funny but ...yeah}

Ward Family Christmas Party

Dinner and Program
Ladies Pants optional

{so does that mean the men can wear ladies pants and I don't have to wear any ha ha your right I'm probably the only one that thinks its funny..}

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A few things to share from here and there that I've found that might help or you might enjoy

For a camera - add a photo album, a gift card for photo developing, an extra memory card or a photo mag
For a game or puzzle ~ add a few snacks and a 2-liter bottle of pop along with the game. Place them all in a bucket or giant treat bowl. Cellophane wrap and tie a large bow. Voila!
For a DVD ~ add some popcorn and giant size candy and wrap it a fleece blanket with a bow
for a cooking appliance or a cookbook ~ add or wrap it with an Apron and add cooking utensils with bows in the pocket
for an electric or nice warm blanket - add a magazine and candle and snacks with a note for cuddling in bed
for kitchen ware (pots or serving dishes) ~ add a great recipe to serve in the gift along with a few of the key ingredients for that recipe
for new PJ's ~ add a box or packet or can of Cocoa Mix and a cute cocoa mug
for all those yummy smelling lotions, soaps and bath oils from places like Bath and Body Works ~ add one special towel, bath pillow and candle for a pampering
for a gift of stationery ~ add a Monogram stamp and fancy ink
for a good book ~ add a book light and wrap it in a small fleece blanket

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And Check this out its awesome

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Some free printable gift tags here and here

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Some awesome quotes {Thanks Kim!}

For those who struggle with the idea of Santa here's some good words

"I want to emphasize that I have no quarrel with that well fed gentleman with the red suit and white whiskers. He was very generous to me when I was a boy, and we are looking forward with great anticipation to his visit at our home. All of those things with reference to Christmas are appropriate and good and all of them are for children, except, I suppose, the mistletoe."

--Elder Boyd K. Packer

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For the kids/adults who want more a beautiful answer:

"Jesus only got three gifts, what makes you better than Jesus?"

Think about that one.

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Are you all ready for Christmas yet? me - well I'm the PANIC NOW part.